King of the Hill

Fun Spam game where you try to take over the hill from the previous owner, fairly simple right? So much more creative than counting to infinity
So because I thought of introducing this game I start.

I walk up to the hill and take it.

MY HILL!

I ban Chewy with my Admin powers.

My hill.

I nuke the bomb Ardikus out from the kill then fortify it so it is impenetrable

My Hill

I dig under your fortifications and find a big gap in your "so-called impenetrable hill" and murder you with Red Shell from Mario Kart.

My hill.

I throw a blue shell at the Leader of our Mario Kart Race, which happened to be Toad. It throws him out of the fortification. I take a jump to get inside and sit in a dark corner, sleeping.

My hill, but I don't care, just take it and leave me alone.

I walk up the hill and trip on the top.

Not my hill.

I fly in with F-35s to take the hill.... then realize it only has one engine, falters, I crash.

Not my hill.

I fly in with CF-105's and make a perfect landing. I claim the hill as mine and open the hill to public by removing the fortifications and make the hill its own micro nation called Hillania.

Our hill.

Using the Avro arrow and then opening up the hill to the public..... that's a checkmate right there

Game over guys. We can't top the CF-105.

No can do, good effort everyone.

I use my anti air and guided missles to take down the CF-105
Then I walk up and take the empty hill

Chewytaz wrote:

I use my anti air and guided missles to take down the CF-105
Then I walk up and take the empty hill

One does not simply shoot down the Avro Arrow

The CF-105 is untouchable by any missiles.

alright I use the force to cause the engines to burst into flames simply destroying your plane. I take over the hill with my army of wookiees.
My hill